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St. Young on Escapism
(or Do Jellyfish Dreams Make Me Special?)

We are sometimes asked if dreams of Jellyfish or the Fiery Rain show that the dreamer is especially in tune with the Cnidarian future, or a “Chosen One” of the Jellies. I am writing this now to let you all know that this is merely a fantasy. A dream within a dream if you will, of escapism and self-aggrandization.

If you suffer from this delusion, STOP NOW! No individual person, no matter how “in tune” with the future that awaits, or the will of the Jellies, is above the fate of us all. We have all contributed to the desecration and poisoning of our planet and we shall all suffer the consequences. It won’t matter if you’ve been a “good” person your whole life or if you’ve been chucking cig butts out the window of your monster SUV; the Jellyfish will make no distinctions during the Fiery Rain.

Any dreams you have of salvation or redemption are just manifestations of your guilt seeping out through your sleeping brain. No matter how hard you try to deny it in your waking life, YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE!!!

So friends, accept your fate and help spread the word. Don’t waste your time and energy trying to become “pure” before the Fiery Rain begins. Your best efforts should go towards making sure all know of their upcoming fate. Repentant or not, we will all know the truth at the end.

Except for the SUV-driving butt flickers. They all need to be Buddy-Packed until their heads explode; no wait for justice for them!


St. Young, Operative B

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